Everybody poops. This is a fact. For that matter, everybody pees, too. Yet for some reason, in the U.S., we’ve clung to the outdated habit of cleaning ourselves “post-soiling” with dry paper while the rest of the world moved on and adopted bidet use. We are truly one of the only civilized countries on Earth to cling to this crappy toilet habit, pun intended. From Europe, to Asia, to Africa and the Middle East, most humans converted to bidet use about a century ago.
So why is the U.S. so far behind? Ample evidence shows a bidet is an eco-friendlier option than toilet paper because using one either completely eliminates or greatly reduces one’s reliance on toilet paper (TP). Further, bidets provide a more hygienic clean for our nether-regions. Americans should really consider just how much more sanitary they would be by switching to a bidet.
If you’re still slightly on the fence about bidets, discover how purchasing a Brondell Swash 1400 would instantly upgrade your toilet!
The Brondell Swash 1400 is the flagship bidet seat of the Brondell line. It is a high-end, luxury bidet that offers you a superior cleaning and ample bells and whistles.
Let’s start by talking about the Swash 1400’s top notch cleaning capabilities. The Brondell Swash 1400 comes equipped with two stainless steel wash nozzles – one that is positioned for a posterior wash, one for a feminine wash. You can of course further adjust each nozzle’s precise position until it is spraying you exactly where you need it. Plus, you can adjust the width and pressure of the spray. You could select a narrow, concentrated spray which will give you a more efficient clean, or you could choose a wider, gentler spray – which is ideal for people suffering from hemorrhoids, fissures, or for women who just gave birth. The nozzles automatically self-clean before and after each use. And if you feel that isn’t enough, you can press one button and activate the on-demand nozzle sterilization feature.
The Brondell Swash 1400 has a built-in tankless, instant water heating system. You can select exactly how warm (or cold) you want your wash to be. Most people prefer a bit of a warmer wash setting but sometimes the shock of a cool blast of water on our sensitive areas can be just what the doctor ordered.
One of the nicest perks about the Brondell Swash 1400 is that once you make all of your wash selections (spray position, spray width, spray pressure, water temperature, oscillation or not) you can actually save those preferences as a user preset on the remote control. The remote has memory capacity for one additional person to save a totally different group of selections, as well.
Other luxuries offered by the Brondell Swash 1400: it has a heated toilet seat, a built-in air deodorizer, a warm-air dryer (to dry up any residual moisture post-spray), a slow closing seat and lid that will never slam shut, a night light, and the lid is sturdy enough that you can sit on top of it. You can’t sit atop most bidet lids, so this is a rare feature!
Buying a bidet will help the Earth and your health, and buying a Brondell Swash 1400 will leapfrog you into the modern era. We can’t wait for you to join us!